Sardar joind army,given AK 47. sardar asks major,'sir,is bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?' Major:'kisi bhi taraf rakho. fayeda desh ka hi hoga!
Sardar return home after drinking and says to his wife in romantic mood, darling aaj kuch aisa karo ki kadam zameen par na pade..Wife says:--- Ve moya faansi lai le Santa : yaar tu car d speed kyu vadhaa ti ? Banta : oye break fail ho gi hai, accident hon to pehla pehla ghar pahuch jayie...! zindagi vich tenu hamesha yaad rakhange. Tere naal guzre pal aabaad rakhange,je tusi bhul vi gaye ta koi gal nahi asi twadies bhul nu vi yaad rakhange Haath Uchiyaan Atariyan Nu Paya Nahio Jaana, Tu Taan Tisi Wala Ber Saathon Laaya Nahio Jaana, Rah Khar Tethon Nazar Milaai Nahio Jani, Te Agge Ho Ho Saathon Vi Bulaaya Nahio Jaana, Do Nadi De Kinaare Virk Kado Milde, ki padiye kapiya kitaba nu, har varke vich tera didar hove, ik akhar te hi din beet janda, rabba kise nu na chandra pyar hove.. Eh haal a jind nimani da jive varka kise kahani da mull ishq de vich hi painda naina de khaare pani da asin dil te chehra chhaap liya.. ik jaan to pyare haani da duniya labhdi rabb firdi hai hai asin yaar ch rabb pachhani da. loki baaga vich pull labhde ne sada yaar phull sikhr di tahni Dhoti Nal kacha Free, Gaan (Cow) Nal Vachha Free Çhaiti Çhaiti Vayah karalo Nahi Taan Tuhanu Milay Ga Wohti Naal ßachaa Free.. Dil Karda Hai Tere Kol Aa Ke Rukk Jaavan, Teri Bukkal Vich Rakh Ke Siir Mukk Jaavan, Hanju Banke Digga Terian Akhan Da, Tere Bullan De Kol Aa Ke Sukk Jaavan tere nal baharan ne sadi jindagi wich sajna,chad k na tur javi sada dil v nhi lagna,tenu main bhul java rabb v nhi keh sakda...sadi jindagi vich teri jagah koi hor nhi le sakda kyu julm karda hai raba mere dost naal koi ude naal b fssa deni c sare lok mashoka layifirde ne koi bhaiya rani hi mere dost di jholi ch pa deni c asi jaat paat to ki laina .. sab gore kale sade ne ... par ki dasiye asi dila oye .. vishvash banaye haar gaye .. asi apne jina nu kende si .. sanu ohi ik din maar gaye ... kive samjava os rabb nu mare sajjan kol rahen nu je karda har pal sochan bas ode te mere bare mera ode kol bahen nu je karda oh hove mera te mai hova odi bas jag nu ehi kahen nu je karda mehar kari oo rabba mere is supne te mera hale hor supne lain nu jee karda..... Tenu yaad kar ki ajj akkh bharr gayee, buha kharkan di awaz navi aas bhar gayee, buha khol ki vekya ta koi nahi c, kismat nu ki kahiye sade nal ta hawa vich mzaak kar gayee Ehna Aakhiya Wich Si Pyaar Bada, Uhne Kade Aakhiya De Wich Takiya Hi Nahi, Es Dil Wich Si Sirf Tasveer Usdi, Main Apne Dil Wich Hor Kuch Rakheya Hi Nai Chad dila khayal ohda, Aaj kiti jinhe gal v nahi; wada karke jo nahi aya, uhne auna dila kal v nahi, ki tod nibaungi yaarian oh jehre yaad karde 1 pal v nahi..!!!! Aaj kiti jinhe gal v nahi; wada karke jo nahi aya, uhne auna dila kal v nahi, ki tod nibaungi yaarian oh jehre yaad karde 1 pal v nahi Aj Ishq De Tornamint Vich Mai Pyar Da Final Haar Gya Hai Husn Di Bating Taiz Bari Hr Choka Boundri Paar Gya Mera Dilbar Gugliyan Bolaan Vich Menu Pyar Da Bounser Maar Gya.. Keeta Catch Us Ny Mera Dil Yaroo... Main Jetia Match Ve Haar Gya Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal, Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal, Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke, Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!! santa-tu office me to sher bana ghumta h.. ghar pe tujhe kya ho jata h..? banta- hota to sher he hoon, bas upar DURGA sawar ho jati hai.. Radhey radhey,kudi fasadey Hare murari,miley kuvari Jai hanuman,pat ja meri jaan Wahe guru da khalsa,ek soni kudi di lalsa Pholon mein ap, Kiliyon mein ap, Dil mein ap, Baghon mein ap, Rangon mein ap, Yadon mein ap, Tussi Ghar v Bendey o K Phirdey e Rendey o Pent shirt pa k jadon mein tyar hunda, Phr k mobile jadon gaddi te swar hunda, Weikh de ne loki char k chobaray, Te kenday ne, Kaash ay sadi kuri da yar hunda. Takdir de, rang kine ajeed ne, anjane rishte ne phir v kareeb ne Har kise nu yaar tuhade jehe ni milde, sanu tusi mile eh sade naseeb ne. 80 20 tare dil20tera 10sonya 13 kikhayaal ye 11 dostan 9 enj nahi27 da pyaar naal pyaar da jawab dena chaye da sanu dil naal dekh je nai akhan te jakeen........ akhan te kha jaan dhokha chehra dekh ke haseen...... cholaa sadgi da pa ke jo dilan nu thagde.... assi enne v ni made jine tenu lagde kai vaar tan chehre utre hath dhar ke ni, roj har har ke ni, sona pya hai tere pyar vich , kadi tan mann nu vi rona pya hai tere pyar vich... Aaj tum ham se jannat mein takra gay . Aaj tum hum se jannat mein takra geye .aur hamre dil se awaz nikli.... fitteh mooh tussi etthe vi aa gaye..., Tadke Tadke Akh Khuli.. Ik hanju Naina chu Dul geya Maie Rabb kolo Pucheya Ki hoeya ... Oh kehanda jinu tu sarri umar yaad kita... Oh kado da tenu bhul geya
